You Suck Funny Retirement Card
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What we love:
You Will Be Missed, It’s Gonna Suck Without You! This fun vintage-inspired retirement or going away greeting card has a silly little (slightly) deceptive message: you suck? No...You will be missed, it’s gonna suck without you! Perfect for retirement, moving, graduation, or general goodbyes.
Details:
• Premium quality, soft touch card stock
• Includes a kraft envelope
• Measures 4-3/8 x 5-3/4"
• Blank inside
• Individually packaged in a cellophane sleeve
• Printed in the USA
Shipping & Returns
FREE SHIPPING
We offer free ground shipping to addresses in the Continental US on orders of $50.00 and over. If a coupon or other discount is used the discounted amount of your order must be $50.00 or over.
FREE 90 DAY RETURNS
Return shipping from anywhere in the US is always FREE. We want you to be delighted with everything you buy from us. If you’re not, please return it at our expense for a full refund.
If you’d like to return something, please contact us or call us at 1-888-682-4402.
Items must be returned in the same condition they were received and where possible, in the original packing materials.
Earrings are not returnable. If your earrings are damaged or defective we will replace them. Once we receive your return and approve your refund, we will credit your original method of payment.
Items returned after 90 days will be refunded as store credit only.
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Welcome to Marmalade Mercantile, your friendly little shop nestled in the heart of the beautiful Finger Lakes Region of Ithaca, NY! We're a family-run business with a passion for curating fresh finds and timeless treasures gathered from near and far, all with a fun and inviting vibe.