The Introvert's Excuse-O-Matic
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What we love:
Here's the modern way to flake out on your friends! Are you tired of saying "maybe" to an invitation and then hoping for a natural disaster? Now there's a better way! The Introvert's Excuse-O-Matic puts the power of plausible prior engagements in the palm of your hand. Just turn the first two wheels to select the type of event you need to avoid and use the remaining wheels to construct your bulletproof excuse. You'll be back on your couch in no time!
Details:
• Measures 7.”75 x 8.5”
• Made of cardboard with a four-volvelle revolving wheel chart
Shipping & Returns
FREE SHIPPING
We offer free ground shipping to addresses in the Continental US on orders of $45.00 and over. If a coupon or other discount is used the discounted amount of your order must be $45.00 or over.
FREE 90 DAY RETURNS
Return shipping from anywhere in the US is always FREE. We want you to be delighted with everything you buy from us. If you’re not, please return it at our expense for a full refund.
If you’d like to return something, please contact us or call us at 1-888-682-4402.
Items must be returned in the same condition they were received and where possible, in the original packing materials.
Earrings are not returnable. If your earrings are damaged or defective we will replace them. Once we receive your return and approve your refund, we will credit your original method of payment.
Items returned after 90 days will be refunded as store credit only.
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A bit about Marmalade Mercantile
Welcome to Marmalade Mercantile, your friendly little shop nestled in the heart of the beautiful Finger Lakes Region of Ithaca, NY! We're a family-run business with a passion for curating fresh finds and timeless treasures gathered from near and far, all with a fun and inviting vibe.