Behind Every Retired Man Is A Wife Wishing He Would Go Back To Work Waffle Weave Bar Towel
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What we love:
Ah, retirement. It's a journey, isn't it? Especially for the wonderful women who are suddenly navigating a home with a newly retired husband! If you know that feeling (or are that woman!), this waffle weave bar towel is for you.
It's a hilariously honest nod to the "joys" of having your beloved home all day, every day. This towel is not just a great conversation starter; it's a fun and functional gift that practically begs him to lend a hand in the kitchen! The thick, thirsty waffle weave fabric is perfect for any spill, and the easy-to-read, embroidered sentiment adds a touch of witty charm that will bring a smile to anyone's face. Celebrate this new chapter with a wink and a chuckle!
Details:
• Measures 28 x 21” with text embroidered in black.
• Twill tape corner loop for easy hanging.
Care:
• Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low heat. Low iron. Do not bleach.
Shipping & Returns
FREE SHIPPING
We offer free ground shipping to addresses in the Continental US on orders of $45.00 and over. If a coupon or other discount is used the discounted amount of your order must be $45.00 or over.
FREE 90 DAY RETURNS
Return shipping from anywhere in the US is always FREE. We want you to be delighted with everything you buy from us. If you’re not, please return it at our expense for a full refund.
If you’d like to return something, please contact us or call us at 1-888-682-4402.
Items must be returned in the same condition they were received and where possible, in the original packing materials.
Earrings are not returnable. If your earrings are damaged or defective we will replace them. Once we receive your return and approve your refund, we will credit your original method of payment.
Items returned after 90 days will be refunded as store credit only.
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Welcome to Marmalade Mercantile, your friendly little shop nestled in the heart of the beautiful Finger Lakes Region of Ithaca, NY! We're a family-run business with a passion for curating fresh finds and timeless treasures gathered from near and far, all with a fun and inviting vibe.